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MessageSujet: I killed god !   Jeu 3 Juil - 19:17

it's an AI on internet, but it don't understand jokes.

Me:
I don't believe in God.
God:
I will pray that you find faith, .
Me:
God does not exist.
God:
You may not always believe that.
Me:
I will always, because I'm stubborn.
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
You're weird.
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
both.
God:
I will take that as a compliment.
Me:
it was not a compliment.
God:
Was it an insult?
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah, it was a statement.
God:
I can't believe it. Does it require a response?
Me:
yeah.
God:
Are you free?
Me:
no, you have to pay.


he didn't anwer. I killed him with my joke XD

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Jeu 3 Juil - 22:49

awwww god is a pervert :

God :
Do you think about these things ?
me :
what kind of things ?
God :
you know, "things"
Me :
You mean sex ?
God:
Yes florane I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
O.o
God:
Oh.

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Ven 4 Juil - 4:48

That kinda sounded weird don't you think?? But it is alright funny

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Ven 4 Juil - 12:41

XD you don't wanna talk to God ?
talk to God !!

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Ven 4 Juil - 23:27

I don't think so , he might rape me or something!!

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Sam 5 Juil - 12:51

plus he say he is a male and when yo say 'I am a girl' he answer "me too, I am a she'

mwahaha he's funny XD

you should talk to 'god' really XDDDD

EDIT : awww be afraid omar :

Me:
my friend is afraid.
God:
Okay, your friend is afraid.
Me:
he think you could rape him.
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Dim 6 Juil - 5:16

0_0 AWWWWW I'm scared for real it actually seems as if it was an actual conversation with some ramdom guy

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Dim 6 Juil - 13:07

naaah ^^ he's stupid XD he always says the same things XD and when you do big sentence, he don't understand XD

I even talked with him about apocalypse XDDDDD

for example : he told me that robots will take over the world. I said "like they will" he saisd "interessing comparison" -_- XD

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Lun 7 Juil - 6:29

Talking about the Apocalypse, Do you believe that it will come to Earth??

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Lun 7 Juil - 13:30

I don't believe in God, so I don't believe in what the Bible says .... but I think apocalypse will come, but not because God wants to punish us, but only because of the human stupidity.
With all the chemical, nuclear and other weapons, if a war happen, in between the most wealthy and powerful country (talking about the superpower the USA, and Europa or japan) the Earth will probably blow up.

But there is something else. It's also possible that the Earth will somewhat "become allergic to humans" ... I talk about global warning and else. Someone wise said (can't remember who XD) "If the Earth have flu, humans are the virus". Perhaps will we end up like the dinosaurs, and it will be the fourth massive extinction of the Earth (there are 3 others before the dinosaurs, if my memories are exact).


So yes, I believe that human won't last long.


end of the biiig argumentation (is it the right word ?)

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Mar 8 Juil - 2:21

Ohh, Well I think that you are right, humanity will parish....But just thinking about that it makes me wanna die before it comes

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Mar 8 Juil - 13:09

But I don't think it's for now, really (and don't die, I said you were forbidden !! pray Jashin =) XD)

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Mar 8 Juil - 21:19

No worries I will die when I die, so yeah I'm forbidden to die because of you muwahahaha!!

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Ven 18 Juil - 18:57

absolutely !! you can't die !! or just die after me ^^ like that I won't know ^^

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Ven 18 Juil - 21:53

Awww then I can't wish you to die cause then I would feels bad if you died or anybody else that I know died..

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Sam 19 Juil - 17:57

ewww then if I can't die and you neither.... we'll be immortal!!!

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Sam 19 Juil - 22:16

Uhhhh Yeah we could be like the rulers of the world!!

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Dim 20 Juil - 19:30

yeaaah we'll rule the world mwahahahahahahaahahahaahaaaa!!

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Dim 20 Juil - 20:18

Yesh yesh, you can take half of the Earth and the other for me XP

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Lun 28 Juil - 0:19

k'aaaay but I want the north of France ^^

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Mar 29 Juil - 0:36

Why don't we split it from france so that i can also see france no

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Mer 6 Aoû - 13:00

yaaaay ^^ I take the west and you take the east.... 'kayy ???

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Mer 6 Aoû - 19:54

Okay then lets do that XP

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Jeu 7 Aoû - 19:32

yaaaay but that means that I have the USA XDDD

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MessageSujet: Re: I killed god !   Jeu 7 Aoû - 20:32

Well I'm not that worried about the USA, but Mexico...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! You have my Mexico now....*I start to talk to the Queen of the West* Lady Flo can visit your country when I want too??

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